Five Motherforkers
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Trail stats
- Distance
- 3.91 mi
- Elevation gain
- 1,148 ft
- Technical difficulty
- Moderate
- Elevation loss
- 1,148 ft
- Max elevation
- 443 ft
- TrailRank
- 22
- Min elevation
- 6 ft
- Trail type
- Loop
- Moving time
- one hour 30 minutes
- Time
- one hour 33 minutes
- Coordinates
- 1089
- Uploaded
- November 27, 2020
- Recorded
- November 2020
near La Revista, Baleares (España)
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Itinerary description
This walk is great for ex-DJs, retired playboys, girls, hoolah girls, daywalkers, convicts, rehabilitating DJs with obsessive party behaviours, recovering from (illegal) substance use, also has great views.
Oh and yes: five motherforkers are real.
One of the best traits of this hike is the five b*tch-*ass climbs that feel like a Monday afternoon at Circo Loco but recommended to observe them soberly to avoid incidents. Fantastic viewpoints may make you reminisce about losing your virginity, the first time Sven Fäth’s real beat dropped while you were on acid.
Enjoy responsibly.
Oh and yes: five motherforkers are real.
One of the best traits of this hike is the five b*tch-*ass climbs that feel like a Monday afternoon at Circo Loco but recommended to observe them soberly to avoid incidents. Fantastic viewpoints may make you reminisce about losing your virginity, the first time Sven Fäth’s real beat dropped while you were on acid.
Enjoy responsibly.
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